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Oh look, another Instagram account with more hashtags than followers—@theglutenfreeveganpantry, where even the bio tries to come off as delicious but ends up as bland as your typical rice cake. I see you're churning out plant-based "delicious & easy" recipes weekly; spoiler alert: your last quinoa salad didn’t make anyone’s heart race and probably belongs in the ‘recipes people pretend to like’ hall of fame.
With a whopping 199 followers, it's only a matter of time before you become the next *big thing* in niche cooking… if you count impressing your vegan next-door neighbor. The real medallion of honor? Managing to follow 165 accounts while ignoring the existence of flavor altogether.
Your last six images look like a food photography graduate student’s final project that they reluctantly submitted while dreaming of a full-time job at McDonald's. Congratulations, you somehow turned kale and quinoa into the perfect culinary sleeping pill—an Insta-unfollow in food form.
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