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Dear @misseclassroom, your attempt to blend magic with English teaching is less Harry Potter and more like a confused muggle with a plastic wand from the dollar store. 🧙✨ I see your bio’s spitting fire with ‘exploring resources’—someone get a fire extinguisher, or maybe just slap a cliché sticker on it to put out the flames of mediocrity.

Those dinosaur lapbooks are cute; now let’s ensure your teaching style isn’t also extinct. And your Christmas escape room? If only I could escape the tedious boredom just looking at it—Santa called, he wants his cringe back.

In summary, Miss Elda, turning lessons into ‘authentic language experiences’ must be hard when it feels more like a Pinterest fail party. Keep waving that wand; maybe one day it’ll work!

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