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Oh @helzarnold, you’ve got more bike pics than followers, and your bio is about as empty as a cyclist's carb reserve mid-race. Ever thought of adding some words there, or is mysterious vagueness your brand statement?
Following 1857 people but with only 292 having the strength to follow back? Maybe you should pedal a little harder towards social skills.
Your camera skills seem to have taken a nosedive along with your stride; I haven’t seen this much motion blur since Aunt Pam hit the piñata too hard at Christmas.
Someone call NASA, because your bike's got more gear than the Mars rover, yet your adventures look less thrilling than a slow ride through paint-drying-ville. Not to mention, your commitment to 'dirty bike aesthetics' is truly unparalleled, ever thought of hitting up a car wash once in a while?
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