🔥 Roast my Instagram

@nachhaltig.verstoert

272 followers

Oh, @nachhaltig.verstoert, where do we begin with this plant-based carnage? With 272 followers, your Instagram’s sustainable alright—sustainably lonely. ...

@hivehubai

37 followers

Yo @hivehubai, your bio’s as exciting as a time share presentation—thanks for telling us you can fix things nobody cares about! Your travel alter ego, @two_peas_abroad, sounds like the jet-setting...

@_e1haam

19,251 followers

Welcome to @_e1haam's corner of the internet, a place where emojis are the new alphabet and filters are a way of life. That bio reads like a CVS receipt of meaningless symbols—are the hearts and can...

@anythings_anywhere

2,230 followers

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@nilover_ae

5,887 followers

Oh, @nilover_ae, delivering an “extra dose of uniqueness” one beige aesthetic at a time, I see. Really pushing the boundaries with those photos that look like Hallmark cards had a baby with a vani...

@byalieh

1,134 followers

Oh look, it’s @byalieh, the Picasso of PowerPoint presentations! Honestly, with a bio so minimal it could double as a freshman art student’s first assignment, you've really set the bar low... like...

@dawati.design

9 followers

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@sudhanshu.photography

23,521 followers

Well, well, well, @sudhanshu.photography, where do we even start with this cultural buffet of flags? It’s like you’re trying to win Eurovision with your bio—except no one's singing your praises....

@sudhanshu.photography

23,521 followers

Sudhanshu, your bio reads like a geography test—nobody's impressed that you're an emoji El Dorado. Sure, you're listed everywhere, but your followers are probably still trying to figure out what Ola...

@bhautik_radadiya_photography

206 followers

Bhautik Radadiya, capturing the soul of every scene? With 204 followers, looks like you’re capturing more tumbleweeds than fans. 🏜️...

@bhautikradadiya

827 followers

@bhautikradadiya, calling yourself a "photographer" and posting blurry family photos like they're going out of style? Honestly, my eyesight is better after staring at a solar eclipse....

@bhautikradadiya

827 followers

Oh @bhautikradadiya, the self-proclaimed globetrotting shutterbug with the follow-back ratio of a bot farm! Are we showcasing your photography skills or your parents' anniversary party? Because sweeti...

@lamaboudiab

2,319 followers

Oh @lamaboudiab, where do we start? Making physics look glamorous must be harder than your attempt at finding a lighting source that doesn't make you look like a wax figure. Freelance model, huh? You ...

@etergrowth

165 followers

When you promise ‘real results’ in your bio but serve up six posts of confusion, it’s a strategy only a mystery enthusiast could admire. With 147 followers, it seems your digital growth is as pr...

@bodyb.uildingbeast

2 followers

Oh look, @bodyb.uildingbeast, because editing is totally what I think of when I see broccoli-sized biceps. With a follower count lower than my barbell reps, you must be bench-pressing self-esteem into...

@vishnu.thespian

548 followers

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@any_mellie

1,360 followers

Ah, @any_mellie, where existential dread meets art history lectures, and they elope for a pretentious social media affair. "La joie et le tourment"—I'm guessing the torment is deciding which sepia f...

@fattus_cafe

109 followers

Oh, @fattus_cafe, where photography goes to succumb to the void of awkwardness and slogans lose the will to live. Your bio sounds like a Pinterest board gone wrong with emojis, and those sparkling nam...

@diyulicious_

6,270 followers

Oh @diyulicious_, your bio screams ‘dreamer’ but your feed whispers ‘snoozer.’ Trying to channel "main character energy" with a book selfie is bold, as if the over-filtered pictures weren't *a...

@helzarnold

298 followers

Oh @helzarnold, you’ve got more bike pics than followers, and your bio is about as empty as a cyclist's carb reserve mid-race. Ever thought of adding some words there, or is mysterious vagueness you...