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@thegulfmagazine, Roasted! 🔥

@thegulfmagazine, your bio promises "stories shaping the Gulf region," yet it seems like you're mostly shaping boredom. With a follower count stuck at 16.9k, it looks like you're about as influential as a wet sand dune in a desert storm.

And 2101 posts? Looks like the only thing thicker than your post count is the dust on your engagement rate! Maybe spend less time worrying about hashtags and more time finding out what it actually means to be interesting.

Your claim to cover politics and lifestyle is about as believable as a mirage in the desert—everyone else can see right through it. Here's a tip: if your content was half as ambitious as your follower-to-following ratio, you'd probably stand a chance of being memorable. Otherwise, you're just another forgotten grain in the social media hourglass.

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