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@ccmrie, Roasted! 🔥
Marie, your bio reads like the itinerary of a lost luggage bag—a whirlwind tour from Paris to New York via Copenhagen, yet somehow you ended up in the bland aisle of Instagram cliche. Art direction by @lasandager? Was his directing school a dumpster or just a crash course in pretentious black and white?
The follower count isn't too shabby, but I'll bet more than a few of them are there hoping you'll stop posting moody museum selfies and start sharing the inspiration behind that mystical mustache from photo two.
I could swear these artsy monochromes are some obscure European reinterpretation of 2005 emo aesthetics, but without the emotional depth of a teenager's angst-ridden diary.
Congrats on 89 images somehow less colorful than an accountant's spreadsheet; you're a true artist in beige-toned ennui!
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