🔥 Roast my Instagram

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@az_pachamama, Roasted! 🔥

Oh boy, @az_pachamama, dedicated to agriculture and beekeeping like it’s still the year 1000—because evidently, your social media game is stuck in the past century too. With 149 followers and 106 people you're guilt-tripped into following back, you're restoring the ancient traditions of obscurity.

Your bio promises ancient practices—guess you took that to heart with your wood painting skills that scream "prehistoric toddler." Is "Giornata di manutenzione 💪" code for "attempting adult crafts with kindergarten execution"?

And who could forget the artistic masterpiece of grass—it’s a Monet, if Monet had been knocked out cold and told to paint a garden from memory! Bravo, you’re essentially Instagram’s best-kept secret, and at this rate, it might stay that way forever! 🐝

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FAQs (Frequently Avoided Questions)

It depends on how many hours you've tragically spent building such a worthless profile, but probably yes. Our AI has been trained on the tears of thousands of influencers.
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