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@karate_kyiv, Roasted! 🔥

Oh, @karate_kyiv, where do we start? Your profile screams "Welcome to the dojo of awkward angles and ‘what am I even looking at?’ poses." That 50% discount on your first kick maybe because you'll need it for all the cardio cringe.

I see those kids are learning how to master the art of holding a squashed watermelon masquerading as a medicine ball. With 12K followers, you’re either Kyiv’s best-kept secret or they just love a good public facepalming.

Swipe for blandness—where Bruce Lee meets amateur hour in an Instagram judo throw. Keep kicking, Black Bear, but maybe don't quit your day job just yet.

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FAQs (Frequently Avoided Questions)

It depends on how many hours you've tragically spent building such a worthless profile, but probably yes. Our AI has been trained on the tears of thousands of influencers.
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