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@mariaelizabethsho, Roasted! 🔥

Oh look, @mariaelizabethsho! Saving relationships one cat meme at a time—because nothing says "high-achieving couple" like comparing your love life to two furballs scratching at each other. Who knew Netflix was the key to eternal romance? Maybe open a hotline for all those couples needing a sofa and a subscription, stat.

Your bio screams “relationship ambulance,” but let’s be real, if your expertise were any faster, we’d still be trapped in the dial-up era. At 47k followers, you’re practically the Oprah of telling people what they already know: "talk, but first arrange your living room to look like a catalog." Keep those 932 wannabe coaches on their toes, Maria; we’re all waiting for that Netflix collab that's sure to happen any day now. 🚀😂

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