🔥 Roast my Instagram

@asthasharma28

8,306 followers

Astha, your bio claims you’re a dancer at heart—does that explain the choreography even your toddler is nailing? Are those TikTok dances, or did you just invent the art of flailing about like a pr...

@gaurikabhalla__

12,450 followers

Oh @gaurikabhalla__, claiming you're 'rare' while looking like every other Instagrammer who went shopping at the 'Influencer Starter Pack' store. The only thing rare here is the Wi-Fi strength in your...

@mehparit_29

598 followers

What is this, 'Napping with a Hint of Tea'-themed boredom or an ode to mediocrity? With a handle like @mehparit_29, the name says it all—'meh' about sums up the excitement level of watching paint dr...

@bung.kalam

1,173 followers

Oh look, Kalamullah Apandi, CEO of ‘I Can’t Even Spell My Own Bio Right’ and captain of the Lost Skipper Society, hoisting the sails of mediocrity! Has someone tried turning your follower count ...

@lifeatmandiri

82,431 followers

Ah, @lifeatmandiri, because who doesn’t love waking up to the riveting saga of the work-life chronicles as told by a bank? You’ve got a follower count more desperate than a broke college student d...

@pre.ttyproduct

30 followers

Oh wow, @pre.ttyproduct, because the world definitely needed another Pinterest wannabe account run by someone whose idea of "beauty and inspo" is stocking up on sugar scrubs like an end-of-days preppe...

@beepay_ltd

7,743 followers

Welcome to @beepay_ltd, the pinnacle of originality where card payments somehow resemble a discount honey brand! If your photo gallery were any emptier, it'd be hosting philosophical debates about the...

@zubart.14679

320 followers

@zubart.14679, your bio claims you spend more time thinking about art than making it, which sounds about as productive as a sloth pondering its next nap. I think even a snail would say, "Pick up the p...

@foxeino

96,036 followers

Foxeino, king of the emoji soup, it seems your bio is trying so hard to be profound, yet it reads like the synopsis of a low-budget soap opera. 🌞 Apparently, you're broadcasting happiness to everyo...

@discoverwithemma_

23,862 followers

Emma, your bio screams "Thailand's newest expat," like the teacher's pet of travel clichés. I mean, "funny & insightful," really? That’s like calling coleslaw a charismatic salad....

@sabacha88

1,513 followers

Oh, @sabacha88, the miracle who mastered the "unfollow me for *less* content" strategy with a media count that screams "I learned how to post once and then retired." Seriously, who knew you could crea...

@i.humanwoman

222 followers

Oh, @i.humanwoman, you’re like if ‘Eat, Pray, Love’ and self-doubt had an awkward love child. Your bio screams, “I overthink, therefore I am,” but fear not; those 223 followers are likely mo...

@ellieereevess

1,568 followers

Oh look, @ellieereevess, dealing out more dog savior vibes than a vegan on cheat day. Da Nang must be thrilled to have a down-to-earth humanitarian whose favorite activity is signing up for the 'Rescu...

@thewildforestphotographer

618 followers

Oh, @thewildforestphotographer, you self-proclaimed "lens whisperer," which is code for "pictures that no one asked for" but bless your heart for trying. 🌪️ Your bio's got more buzzwords than an ...

@denegej

717 followers

Oh, @denegej, your bio screams, “I’m special—just like everyone else on Instagram!” Are we dripping melanin or just drowning in clichés? ...

@emileemacmillan

353 followers

Emilee, oh Emilee, with 354 followers, you're on the verge of becoming a micro-influencer—in your own imagination! 📉...

@xbrittnirz

3,666 followers

Oh look, it’s @xbrittnirz, where snow-covered fields are as groundbreaking as using Comic Sans in 2023. Seriously, getting lost on the tundra might be more engaging than scrolling through that Insta...

@jakek.7

294 followers

Oh, @jakek.7, because nothing screams 'future influencer' like a bio dropped straight from Snapchat with all the personality of a wet mop. You've got 296 followers, but with a following count of 403, ...

@kashiagroverxx

1,289 followers

Oh, @kashiagroverxx, with a bio so empty it’s like the existential void inside anyone who thought your handle was groover without the ‘r’. Seriously, zero effort—did you write it on a day you ...

@crvcruizin

1,175 followers

Ah, @crvcruizin, the duo that proves true love means driving each other insane across all provinces in a Honda CRV. Your dedication to visiting every Canadian province is admirable—because who doesn...