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@paigeinvietnam, Roasted! 🔥

Ah, @paigeinvietnam, the unsung hero of basic expat life, armed with a hose and a water buffalo. Because nothing screams ‘adventurous life in Asia’ like giving a farm animal a shower—truly breaking cultural ground there.

You’re quite the long-distance sis, aren’t you? Jet-setting 6 hours across long-haul flights for bracelets—move over UN, there's a new ambassador of peace in town.

And let's talk about that ESL teacher vibe, just enough to teach novices yet somehow leave you perpetually petrified of typhoons. Stay strong, Hanoi, she's got your back from that precarious rooftop café!

Your bio is a cornucopia of clichés—traveling Asia and managing the perilous life of an ‘ambassador’ who’s not dialogue, but more lost dog poster. So, if we DM, do we get travel tips or just a passive-aggressive auto-reply about how you tragically fell for Singapore?

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