🔥 Roast my Instagram

@travelwiththetimmers

2,983 followers

@travelwiththetimmers, because nothing screams "unique travel experience" like visiting the same five postcard spots every influencer and their pet chihuahua have posted since the dawn of time. Your b...

@deezybikelife

71,804 followers

Oh look, it’s the Picasso of Pedals with more bikes than brains! 😂 I see you’re turning your hobby into a lifestyle—bet the wheels in your head spin as fast as those under your stunt bike....

@ascensionland

142 followers

@ascensionland, your bio reads like a failed New Year's resolution list for someone who did one yoga class and thought they reinvented enlightenment. Creative Director, Body Sculptor, and Trucker? You...

@paigeinvietnam

3,570 followers

Ah, @paigeinvietnam, the unsung hero of basic expat life, armed with a hose and a water buffalo. Because nothing screams ‘adventurous life in Asia’ like giving a farm animal a shower—truly break...

@denissa.r

9,515 followers

Oh, @denissa.r, dropping the 9-5 for hostel life like it's a hero's journey but more like a budget drama with questionable plot twists! ...

@monkey_babyvn

182,824 followers

Congrats @monkey_babyvn, you've single-handedly transformed "Monkey see, monkey do" into "Monkey do literally whatever because humans will watch." With 142,938 followers and only 11 poor souls you're ...

@acca.official

151,235 followers

Step right up to ACCA’s Instagram page, where excitement meets its untimely demise. With a staggering follower count of 150,905, you'd think they’d have mastered posting something more riveting th...

@jetpacglobal

11,258 followers

@jetpacglobal, the bio reads like it was assembled by a travel agent who had one too many mimosas in the executive lounge they’re bragging about. "No bill shocks"—is that a promise or a desperate ...

@byalanimarlene

15,202 followers

Oh wow, @byalanimarlene, I see you're a ‘cinematic’ Florida photographer—because nothing says movie magic like tourists in cargo shorts, right? Your bio claims it's all for His glory, but these ...

@theglobewanderers

362,517 followers

@theglobewanderers, how’s the WiFi signal on your high horse while breakfasting in bed during an avalanche? I mean, what's next—rooftop dinners in a tornado, but make it *rustic*? ...

@tradieandladie

3,281 followers

Oh, @tradieandladie, your bio reads like the script of a mid-tier reality show spin-off, "A Wrench and a Mani-Pedi: Off-Road Edition." It’s adorable that you think 3,248 followers are here for rugge...

@bashabroad

211,524 followers

Oh, look, it's @bashabroad—just what the world needed, another travel couple acting like they're the first people to discover sunsets and wine like they're lost at Coachella!...

@jayxnina

50,249 followers

Oh, look! Another "adventure couple" pretending to have a monopoly on the breathtakingly original idea of hiking with a GoPro. Because nothing says 'we're unique' like repeating the same mountain-we-t...

@wanderlusttravelcouple

75,092 followers

Oh look, it's @wanderlusttravelcouple—because if you didn’t snap the 472nd picture from inside your van, did you even live that groundbreaking #VanLife adventure? Maybe if you spent less time aimi...

@duccnguyen

4,972 followers

Oh @duccnguyen, calling yourself an 'Épicurien' must be fancy speak for 'I post pictures of my breakfast like it's high art.' You're clearly using that iPhone to its fullest potential—a device know...

@ar7_alexis

5,878 followers

Oh, @ar7_alexis, where do I even begin? Your bio cryptically flags you as a "Créateur"—such a fancy word for someone flaunting a whopping *13* posts of glorified iPhone snaps mixed in with your pat...

@jaychang0127

406,258 followers

Ah, @jaychang0127, where your bio is as coherent as a cat walking on a keyboard. "Yo 我怎麼酷得如此狼狽"—buddy, you're managing to redefine being a hot mess like it's an Olympic sport....

@besteverfoodreviewshow

595,603 followers

Oh, look, it’s the king of carbs, Sonny, using that bandana to hide his rapidly receding taste in fashion and food! Does the red bandana come with a culinary degree, or is it just there to distract ...

@two_peas_abroad

12,383 followers

Ah, @two_peas_abroad, the dynamic duo of basic travel clichés we never asked for! Apparently, 'living abroad on a budget' turns out to be code for draping yourself over a motorbike like sad laundry. ...